Can I Interest You in a Fungus Lord?: Can I interest you in a Fungus Lord ?

Please God let me have some !

Chocolate is an ABSOLOUTE no no for anyone with a fungal problem
( Candida, Thrush, Yeast Infection, Endometriosis, Mouldy Bladders, Stones, Cancers and more)

My untreated illness has caused such terrible Food Intolerance for so many years, that I have forgotten what it is like to enjoy ANYTHING !
I have seen two Urologists.
One didn't seem to be interested in me and recorded . . . . . . . . " SENT PATIENT HOME IN PAIN," but the other one showed both interest and professionalism because when I told him about my SEVERE FOOD INTOLERANCE his immediate response was.....
" Let's see what's growing down there ! "
'He then went on to diagnose me with a Left Uretal Stone (in writing with a diagram)
Both the Urologists' nurses recognized how VERY SWOLLEN I was and even during a Chest X-Ray the nurse reiterated the same.
How come GP's and Consultants weren't seeing what the nurses saw ?
They reckoned it didn't show up on the C.T Scan but something DID show up because the nurse stopped the Scan and rushed over to ask me what I had eaten that day. I told her " Some fruit scones " (within the permitted window that they allow you). Her response was - " Oh - it must be that then ! "
WHAT must be that then ???
Something was obviously there for her to enquire but it was rejected by the Consultant Urologist.
But on the Ultra Sound Scans, the contrary always occurs.
The nurse shows me how totally EMPTY my bladder is then I struggle off the bed and rush to the toilet to pass an abnormal amount of water.
So - if my bladder is SO dry, where on earth is all this vast urination coming from ?

I have suffered tremendously for so many years.
I was a BEDWETTER for 20 years, had 2 babies between the age of 39 and 40, 18 years after my first 3 children - a possible cause for Endometriosis.
I had severe pain in my left groin during my second, fourth and fifth pregnancies.
It disabled me.....I mean, I really stopped being able to walk properly or even stand at the sink to wash a few pots.
Everything became SO immeasurably hard to do.
I couldn't lift a pan and I became unable to lower myself into the bath.
I got bathed at night time outside in the kids pool until the Social Services assessed me and found satisfactory ground to provide me with a Shower.

Disability, Severe Food Intolerance, Massive Swelling and Pain coupled with severe Fermentation has ABSOLUTELY destroyed and robbed me of a normal life.

My little lad baked the most BEAUTIFUL buns at school today.
He longed for me to have one, so I did.
I don't half come under fire by my family for eating those things that I KNOW will cause me pain the next day.
Not only pain, but massive swelling in my pelvic area, legs, face, abdomen, buttocks, EVERYWHERE...and I mean
EVERYWHERE.
In the morning I often feel like my brain is pressing against my skull as if there is fluid around it.
A SORE LUMP inside my body just does NOT like Food or Chemicals or anything HORMONAL.

My 9 year old daughter said to me the other night...
" Mummy, it's quite possible you might have a TYPE of Cancer "I was truly taken back because I have NEVER discussed Cancer with my children.
She pondered a while then continued,
" Well - you can feel that something has GROWN inside of you "YES" Well Cancer GROWS, so you could have the type of Cancer where you DON'T die "
I don't know - but I DO know I am NOT psycosomatic as the Doctor has portrayed me BEFORE he even saw me.

Phew, I didn't know I was going to get all this down tonight.
Big day tomorrow !
Let's see how the Worksop Guardian has translated my story.

" Will you agree to see a Psyciatrist? "
Bassetlaw Consultant on my FIRST visit to
Bassetlaw about current ongoing problem
AFTER I had just been A okayed by a
Bassetlaw Psyciatrist for
cosmetic surgery following drastic weight loss.

" I KNOW you think you have cancer "
Ian Crate - on follow up after Muens consultation.
Crate shouted at me in front of his colleagues because
I told him I couldn't eat YEAST.
Continuously reprimanding...he scolded me for using
words such as ..... PROLIFERATE.

I wrote to Crate complaining about Muen but Crate
was WORSE than Muen

" This woman is DIZZY TO SAY THE LEAST .
She has read herself into a corner of Hoemeopathy
and she actually believes she is what she reads "
Crates written comments about me after a fruitless admission to Bassetlaw approx 8 years ago.

" I am 100% SURE you have Celiac Disease. Just watch and I'll PROVE I am right " Crates 100% WRONG diagnosis.

Crate " You have the WORSE Iritable Bowel Syndrome I have EVER come accross. Take PROZAC and I can GUARANTEE you, your problem will go away" WRONG, WRONG, WRONG AGAIN..... Prozac FED the problem.

Hello Readers,
What a timely irony.
The VERY reason I started writing
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FUNGUS LORD
has become the subject of today's
Local Front Page News.....
Worksop Guardian 25th January 2008
My intention was to highlight the blatant
unnecessary suffering inflicted on people such as myself at the hands of supposedly intelligent dedicated surgeons such as this man and his medical entourage. My dilemma began about 10 or 11 years ago but the Medical Negligence commenced about 9 1/2 years ago. Its FAR from sorted !