Can I interest You in a Fungus Lord

IAN CRATE, BASSTELAW, STONES, AVIL, MUEN, CANCER. KIDNEY STONES, KIDNEY CANCER, THE CHRONICLES OF STANLEY PARSONS, BETTY PARSONS, ALENA RICHARDS, COMENSATION, MEDICAL NEGLIGENCE, Dr. Mc, FARLANE, Dr.COLLINS,

UREKA !

I did it !
After 4 long years I eventually went back to the Doctors.
I heaped my load on this lovely lady who THANK GOD had the capacity to listen.
So hopefully the medical cogs will start grinding again.
This is a landmark in my life.


As I posted on my very first Blog . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

If any one had of told me 11 years ago . . . . .

You are going to suffer with an unknown illness for years

You are going to become Disabled

You are going to experience severe Food Intolerance

You are NOT going to be able to look after your 2 small children properly

Your body will be swollen all over

You will more than DOUBLE in size

You will not be able to bathe

You will become partially lame

You will no longer be able to take any exercise

You will not be able to go out without an aid

You will not be able to take care of your personal hygiene

You will suffer DRUNKENNESS when eating or drinking or taking medication, even though a staunch Teatotaller

You will suffer terrible intolerance to ALL TOILETRIES

You will suffer an indescribable proliferation between your legs when eating, drinking, brushing your teeth, washing your hair or using ANY Chemicals

Your swelling will cause deformities all over your body

Your left hip will grow a lump on it

You will be tortured EVERY DAY about WHAT TO EAT or DRINK without being in crippling pain, falling asleep, feeling drunk or unconscious, or experiencing
swelling of the ABDOMEN, LEGS, GROIN, ARMPITS ,TOES, FEET, BREASTS,
BUTTOCKS, SHOULDERS, BACK, FACE. CHIN + NECK, PRIVATES, especially when eating foods which contain
YEAST, SUGAR, VITAMIN C, HORMONES, HERBS,
Sodium Nitrate or indeed ANY E numbers or Chemicals

You will be in dire need of Medical Attention but NOT receive it

You will be PERSECUTED, Maligned, Downtrodden, Deprived of your basic Medical Rights, Ignored, Neglected, Shouted at, Criticized, Abandoned by those you thought would have and SHOULD have supported you

You will be diagnosed with a Uretal Stone but be deprived of ongoing Medical Care

You will suffer the loss of your lovely young niece and be too ill to attend her funeral

You will lose your lovely sister and struggle to drag her off your sofa to resuscitate her, (but fail to)

You will become an exile in your home

You will no longer paint

You will be unable to tend to your garden

You will no longer be able to decorate your home or afford to pay others to do it

Your home will become a shambles

You will suffer humiliation and shame because of your strange situation, your appearance, your obesity (from the overgrowth of yeast) your tired home, your strange life, your unending explanations

You will battle for people to listen to you or understand you

You will be terribly Judged and BELIEVE the criticism

You will feel uncared for and rejected

Your Agoraphobia will worsen

You will suffer continuous sleepless nights because of pain and frequent visits to the toilet, frightening sensations of feeling poisoned and terrible night thirst

Medication will have the REVERSE affect

Blood Pressure Medication will RAISE your BP

Pain killers and Sleeping Tablets will do the same, keeping you awake instead

All medication will FEED the lump in your abdomen and groin and produce an array of awful symptoms

Your mouth will DRY UP when drinking WATER

You will be labelled a HYPOCHONDRIAC and DRUG ADDICT

You will feel that life is no longer interesting

All that interested you or excited you will become dormant

You will lose your Disability Living Allowance because of the new Doctors opinion about you

You will appeal for justice several times and be refused

You will learn how to use a Computer to assist your appeals but be rejected and lied about

You will become Computer literate and love it

Your affliction will cause you to make different decisions

Your bereavement will change your personality

You will become more assertive

You will WIN in the end ! . . . . .

I WOULD NOT have believed them

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Here I go again.
Only a couple of weeks ago I started to Blog the events of my horrible ordeal concerning Bassetlaws Ian Crate.
The timing was impecable as the news of Crates blunders were eventually brought to light.
I am one of his cases but after years of hospital admittances, operations, rejections, persecution, labelling, insults downright prejudice and misdiagnosis, I am as yet, untreated.
While waiting for a tummy tuck and more because of quite drastic weight loss, I was referred to Bassetlaw for a Psyciatric assessment to OK my mental health for the ensuing operation.
I was A-OKAYED.
My records show that there was NO REASON to preclude me from having the operation.
In the meantime some other physical pathology had evolved in my body which needed investigation so I was reffered again, but this time to the CRATE TEAM - to Mr. Muen.
Expecting a quick diagnosis, I was horrified to be pre-judged as a PYSCOSOMATIC before being PHYSICALLY
examined.
I complained about Mr. Muens UPSETTING diagnosis to Ian Crate, explaining my symptons in GRAPHIC detail,
only to find that Crate was much worse than MUEN.
What followed was an unbelievable and unending nightmare senario which has YET to be concluded by surgery.



Ian Crate hogs limelight once again as the LUCKY ONES rally round him with their support !

Yes I remember the Marsdens well. They used to own a TV shop in our village (Bircotes)

I am happy that Lorna Marsden is one of Ian Crates success stories. Unfortunately it doesent change my own situation.

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